Happy Mother's Day, fools!

ok, Im just pissed off with the media as of today. I think that when you are more informed that you tend to express your opinion a lot more and why not! Thats why shrinks can tell you whats up. Its because their education allows them to have an opinion that supersedes yours. Let me elaborate...
1st...There is an article of the best paying jobs in 2009. General Dentist is on that list which is cool but...the picture of the dentist has a digital camera in his left hand, a forcep in his right hand gripping a tooth in a very non-clinical fashion, and the patient is smiling like he just got a handy. Whatevs!
2nd...Daisy of Love on VH1 shows the men competing to save a Daisy mannequin from the "evil paintball sharpshooting snipers" who "never miss their targets". It makes paintballers look like f-ing stupid, savage killers that hunt fags with mannequins in the woods. Bring yourself to a regulated paintball tournament and see that this stipend is completely false.
3rd...Aw Cmon!!!! Wasnt there anyone else that could have accepted orders other than Maverick and Iceman when there was a crisis during their TopGun party? For God's sake, they were on TAD! Did they really have to prove that they all learned their lessons cause it was a movie? Those of you that have served know what I mean. For those that havent...refer to those that have!